Gabrielle Kassel is a lover and participator of CrossFit, having been partaking in the sport for over three years. During her time in the box, she has come to find several different types of men who participate, some being dudes and some being duds. The first and least liked is the CrossFit douche, of course. He’s the guy with the most stereotypical gear, and believes he is much better than he actually is. The CrossFit daddy is also seen, being an older man who probably has kids, is in good shape, and is attractive. Spotting the military meathead isn’t difficult of course, because they always seem to show up to a class but then disappear to perform their own intense workout while wearing their heavy-duty ear pro.
The Crossroads of Special Operations