Master Gunny Sgt. S. Claus has been ordered to report to active duty no later than December 24th. Having several aliases, such as Kris Kringle and Saint Nicholas, Master Gunny Claus has served as a Marine Reservist for 1,743 years, which predates the Corps’ establishment by about 1.500 years. Master Sgts. Dasher and Dancer, Gunny Sgts. Prancer and Vixen, Staff Sgt. Comet and Cupid, Cpl. Donner and Pfc. Blitzen have also been ordered. Pfc. Rudolph has been ordered too, but he has to complete a training exercise that he has already failed three times due to a medical condition with his nose. While they are on duty, large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies will be provided to all of the above Marines.