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Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He’s Wasted Listening To Bullshit | The Onion

Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He’s Wasted Listening To Bullshit | The Onion

During an unexpected moment of clarity Tuesday, open-minded man Blake Richman was suddenly struck by the grim realization that he’s squandered a significant portion of his life listening to everyone’s bullshit, the 38-year-old told reporters.

A visibly stunned and solemn Richman, who until this point regarded his willingness to hear out the opinions of others as a worthwhile quality, estimated that he’s wasted nearly three and a half years of his existence being open to people’s half-formed thoughts, asinine suggestions, and pointless, dumbfuck stories.

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